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September 2003



13th September

Hello Fixtures fans and welcome to the Fixtures Mega-Shed.

Our Hero begins by singing the intro to a Salt 'n' Pepper song 'Push it' .....with some door signs like theeeeeeeeese!

Or maybe you would prefer something by Curtain Rod Stewart, like some curtain-pole ends like theeeeeeeeese!

Or if that doesn't appeal, why not try something by Sophie Trellis-Bexter with some cane garden trellises like theeeeeseee!

You may send letters and small non-perishable gifts to Fixtures man at the usual address.

 
  
20th September

Hello Fixtures fans and welcome to the Fixtures Mega-Shed.

Fixturesman has some international travel advice this week.

Firstly, Avoid the Italian's Leaning Towels of Piza with some antique pine towel rails
like theeeeeeeeeeeese!

A better trip would be to see the hanging baskets of Babylon with some green plastic hangers
like theeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

Or Perhaps just a trip to the beach, "Oh we do like to be beside the CCTV side",
with some steel camera warning signs
like theeeeeeeeeeeese!

You may send letters and small non-perishable gifts to Fixtures man at the usual address.


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